25-Years-Old & Prank Calling

My boy Conrad and I were watching the tube at four in the morning when Pastor James came on. He said, "Today is the day to sew your seed with the Lord by donating money to his church." That is all the information we needed. We dialed immediately to "sew our seeds." We probably called them 15 times before realizing that there were only two people answering the phones and they were angered with us. It's a crying shame the Condog couldn't hold a straight face.